对错误使用标点符号采取零容忍政策

A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"I’m a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.

"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

So punctuation really does matter, even if it is only occasionally a matter of life and death.

一头大熊猫走进一家小餐馆，叫了一份三明治，吃完就扣动扳机，朝天开了枪，然后离开（Eats, Shoots & Leaves）。

侍者大为不解。大熊猫向侍应扔出一本野生动物手册，其中标点符号错漏百出，把大熊猫的饮食习惯eats shoots and leaves（吃嫩枝和叶子）写成eats, shoots and leaves（吃﹑开枪然后离开），呵呵。